"He who has the fastest cart never plays a bad lie."
"Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy, because the cart cannot count, criticize, or laugh."
"The only difference between golf and government is that in golf, you can't improve your lie."
"Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting."
"I went to play golf and try to shoot my age. I shot my weight instead."
"Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy, because the cart cannot count, criticize, or laugh."
"The only difference between golf and government is that in golf, you can't improve your lie."
"Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting."
"I went to play golf and try to shoot my age. I shot my weight instead."